In an effort to make this blog (slightly) less dry, I’m going to expand a little bit. It’s still mostly going to be for updates about movie projects, but I’m going to start posting some of the more amusing (to me) things I’ve said lately on my personal twitter account, @unicornrockstar. Enjoy, I guess?
“New touchdown celebration: guy pulls out a tiny table and tea set, puts the football in a dress, and makes it his guest at a tea party.”*
“I bet people who knew Nietzsche must have had a nearly irresistible urge to cut off his arm and yell, “FEELING STRONGER NOW FREDERICH????”*
“I really really hope there’s a “127 More Hours” where his arm comes back to get him.”*
“I think a good person to say I met in a bar would be the guy from King Missile. Because who’s going to make up something that dumb?”*
“Why don’t the Flaming Lips get it over with and claim all the noises they make from now til their death is one long song?”*
“Somebody should start a band called The Life that sings about proper ankle support and then make an indie movie where someone says, ‘You know this band The Life? They’ll change your shins.’”
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